How to piss off telemarketers. lol

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Believe it or not I learned this from my computer illustration teacher.

I've had this number calling me for two days - some telemarketer saying I'm qualified for a voucher of some sort. Well the first time I answered I hung up. They have been calling over and over and finally I got pissed off enough and tried the technique my instructor told me.

They called. I answered.... in German. XD

They hung up.

Then they called again, this time with a Mexican operator. I answered again in German (saying hello how are you) The guy asked. "Mam do you speak English." I said (No, I speak German) It was then awkward silence before he hung up.

lol, Idiots. They are even more when the first guy that called was American - thought I was speaking spanish, and called again this time with a Mexican operator.

Dumbasses. If they keep on calling - I'm just going to mess with them even more. XD I guess being forced to take German in high school did pay off.


Anyways, goin home for the holidays tomorrow! So excited. Expect lots of art!
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One of my favorite things to do is:
Hello? You are looking for who? Mam/Sir I need you to stay on the line, we are looking for the missing person now, and you have called a crime scene.
They panic with that one a lot.

The other I like to do is if they say their name:
"Jimmy? Um..yah, I'm like 5 seats down from you..."
>.< That one really gets them confused.